Posting is going to be a little off schedule for the rest of the week. Why? Because I’m training for a new job. That’s right. I can finally stop giving 5 dollar hand jobs. Praise Jeebus.

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The site might be a little slow today because my host is upgrading my server. Hopefully things will get back to normal tomorrow. Until then, enjoy this little clip of Michelle Malkin giving retards a bad name.

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I’m going to be out of town for the rest of the week, so I thought I would give you something to look at and read.

I couldn’t come up with a funny quote, but maybe you can. [Zirgar's]

I blame country music and NASCAR. [Democralypse Now]

Carrie Prejean was fired? Why didn’t anyone tell me? [From The Left]

I’ve got to be honest, if I was a rich, powerful billionaire, I’d do the same thing. [In Case You Missed It]

Time has had some stupid cover stories. My favorite? The cyberporn story. [boing boing]

Yep..looks like we’re still going to get fucked over. [Bums Jungle News]

Could someone explain to me how Hank Paulson isn’t in jail? [Matt Taibbi]

Wow, Tammy Bruce was way off. Side note-this is why I love Twitter. [Media Matters]

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I’m going to be out of town for the rest of the week. Don’t worry, I left this amazing video here just for you.

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I just had my trackback cherry popped today.  Someone linked to a post of mine on their website.  Which post?  How about the one talking about Jesus is for torture.  The best part?  The paragraph explaining what the post meant:

This post touches on the topic of whether torture should ever be a legal or extra-legal option in the hands of the state. According to a poll to which the post links, Americans are evenly divided on the issue, whereas evangelicals by a majority ( – along with Alan Dershowitz, I might add – ) think torture needs to be, as I would phrase it, safe (not causing permanent bodily injury to the tortured) and rare (a last resort).

Thank you sir. That is exactly what I was trying to get across. Jesus is for torture only if it is safe and used as a last resort. You know…kind of like condom use or birth control.

Why did I just compare torture to sex?

You’ve never slept with me…that’s why.

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