Are you fucking serious?

McCain vows to help lead ‘loyal opposition’

Sen. John McCain promised Sunday he will work to build consensus in tackling the huge challenges facing the country, and criticized his own party for its latest attack on President-elect Barack Obama.

You’re going to lead a ‘loyal opposition’ to help Barack Obama in tackling the challenges facing the country? How fucking stupid are you? Do you even know what those words mean?

Let me help you:

Loyal (adj) – : faithful to a cause, ideal, custom, institution, or product

Opposition (noun) – hostile or contrary action or condition

Goddamnit, how does this man continue to get elected into public office?  Why doesn’t anyone call him out on this shit? Would it be so hard to go, “John, umm, that doesn’t make any fucking sense.  You sure you want me to print that?”

Jesus Christ this pisses me off.  Will someone please finish what the Vietnamese started?

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By now I’m sure everyone has heard, read, and/or talked about Rob Blagojevich getting arrest. My question is…who the fuck cares?

Politicians are worthless, slimy, pussified, pricks who use their power to only better themselves.  Not one fucking politician gives a shit about you and your family.

Don’t believe me? Ask Ted Stevens. That old fuck was in the Senate while he was fucking over America. At least this prick only fucked over Illinois.

So instead of ranting about how pathetic our elected officials are and how it will never get better, I thought I would leave you with different.  An important question that will affect your life…is having sex with a robot hooker cheating?

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Where would we be without Fox News’ hard hitting stories?

President-elect Barack Obama is looking very presidential these days. When he makes an announcement, he is ringed by American flags and stands behind a lectern that has a very presidential-looking placard announcing “The Office of the President-Elect.”

But the props are merely that. Under the Constitution, there is no such thing as the Office of the President-elect.

Come on Fox. Is this really front page news?  Shouldn’t you be reporting on something more important, like how we are getting rapped by the government?

Of course not.

That’s not news. Why would you want to inform the public on things that actually affects them?

What do I know?

Nothing.

Please continue informing the masses on why Obama is the reason why our economy is shitting itself.

That’s more important than this…

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