Mon 2 Feb, 2009
And someone needs to smack the shit out of them.
President Obama is stressing bipartisanship when it comes to the $900 billion economic stimulus plan being considered in the Senate, and he may get it — in unity of opposition.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., said Sunday he “can’t believe that the president isn’t embarrassed about” the stimulus packages that have passed the House and the Senate appropriations and finance committees.
So let me get this straight. When Wall Street was close to failing and they offered to give Congress the best blow job of their life, the Republicans didn’t have a problem with voting for the bailout. When the car industry came groveling to Congress and offered to sacrifice their firstborn on the Capital steps, the Republicans didn’t have a problem with voting for the bailout. But when the American people come begging for help, wearing nothing but a potato sack and clutching their newborn babies to their chest, the Republicans turn up their noses and say, “We want to help but this goes against our ideology.”
What a bunch of shit.
If Republicans really cared about spending money, we wouldn’t be over in Iraqi wasting 3 trillion dollars. But they don’t. They don’t give a shit about the American people. They only care about the rich.
But why don’t people see the Republicans for what they truly are: big, fat, old, white, I-hate-gays-but-I-get-fucked-in-the-ass-every-night jerkoffs? Because people are fucking stupid. They care about how bad they get fucked by their own party as long as they can keep their fucking guns, gays don’t have any rights, and they get to preach about the Sanctity of Life bullshit.
Goddammit I can’t wait till this country goes broke because these fucking idiots are to fucking stupid to notice. I hope they have to sell their daughters into prostitution and their sons into slavery. I hope their wives become barren so they don’t produce more stupid fucking kids. And I hope that the men are forced to sit around street corners, begging for a job that will never come.
I hope all of these things happen since people are too fucking lazy to turn off their goddamn television and read about how they’re getting fucked over. Oh that’s right, they can’t read because our fucking school system sucks major elephant dick….goddammit we are fucked…
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