Looks like stocks are going to tank today.

U.S. stock futures fell early Friday after the previous session’s roaring gains, as investors awaited a key reading on the retail sector and reacted to reports of massive layoffs at Citigroup.

Citigroup (C, Fortune 500) is getting ready to hand out 10,000 pink slips, reported The Wall Street Journal, in addition to the 23,000 jobs that it’s already axed over the past year.

I’m hoping to see a 800 point drop. What about you?

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I’ve always wondered where the foreign stock brokers were during this crisis. Every story I see dealing with Wall Street shows the same guy.

I wonder why the foreign guy is standing outside…:

Stocks slumped Friday, but managed to end off session lows, as Wall Street joined a worldwide market slump on bets that a recession is imminent – if not already under way.

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) fell 312 points or 3.6%. The Dow slumped as much as 504 points in the morning, recovered to within 112 points of break even and then fell back again by the close.

The Standard & Poor’s 500 (SPX) index fell 3.5% and the Nasdaq composite (COMP) slid 3.2%. Both stock gauges had posted steeper declines in the morning.

Friday’s session capped off a tough week on Wall Street near the end of a brutal month. The ongoing credit crisis, sluggish profit forecasts and falling commodity prices have all amplified recession fears, and the weakness hasn’t been limited to the United States.

Oh….I get it. That Chinese man (or Japanese, Koren, Hong Kong…shit everyone looks the same. Even white people look the same to me…I swear.) doesn’t work for Wall Street.

How do I know that?   We wouldn’t be in this fucking mess if he worked on Wall Street.  Nope.  This fuck up is us white folks.

It’s okay though. See these white people didn’t kill anyone. They just stole people’s hard earned money and gave it their rich white friends.  Not one person was shot, stabbed, raped, murdered, set on fire, kicked in the nose, popped in the dick, falcon punched, or poked in the eye by these guys.

Now black people mess ups…that’s a different story.

Hey…this reminds me of a joke..you want to hear it?

Alright here it goes…

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Today’s going to be a good day. At least according to Fox News:

U.S. stock futures plummeted Friday, pointing toward a very scary open for stocks, after Asian and European markets broadly sold off overnight.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average futures were down 550 points, or 6.27%, to 8224 as of 7:15 a.m. here in New York. The S&P 500 futures were down 60 points, or 6.56%, to 855.20 while the Nasdaq 100 futures dropped 83.50 points, or 6.66%, to 1170.

Both the Dow and S&P500 futures have hit their “lock limit” – meaning that regulations will not allow traders to sell the futures off more. They can trade above those levels, but cannot trade below those levels. It’s similar to the New York Stock Exchange’s circuit breakers – which were put into place to keep panic selling from destroying the stock market.

With fair value calculated into the futures, the Dow is expected to fall about 450 points at the 9:30 a.m. open.

And I hope when those bald white middle aged fuckers see that point drop, they all die from sucking on the governments big black dick.

I hope everyone else has an amazing day….I mean that from the heart.

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This country was founded on war. How dare Ron Paul for saying a good thing to come out of this banking crisis is less military overseas.  Doesn’t he know how much that will cost Americans?

How did this man get elected into Congress?

That’s the 700 billion dollar question.

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Heeey now Johnny Boy. You didn’t think I was going to let you get away with this now, did you?

I’m freaking Barack Obama.  “The Truth”.  Have you not seen the polls yet? I’m not going to let you pussy out on me now. I’m going to spank your old ass in this debate.  Why do you think I’m been practicing all week?

You see Johnny McCain, I’m a leader and I’m going to do what leaders are supposed to do.  While you pat yourself on the back for announcing that you are about to lead, I will get up and speak to the American people about this situation.

Now do me a favor and get some paper and pen.  Why?  Because school is now in session.

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Come on man.  This dude used to be a prisoner of war….PRISONER OF FREAKING WAR!!!!  You think he is not going to go down without a fight?  The Sarah Palin pick was merely a bodys hot…..setting you up for the knockout blow

POW!!!!

How do you like that now Obama…..how do you like that now?

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Finally someone nailed the Obama camp.  For so long they have been making fun of Sarah Palin’s “Bridge To Nowhere” and now Fox News comes out with new information about how Barack Obama and Joe Biden both failed to strike this amendment down:

Although Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden routinely mocks his Republican counterpart, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, for her onetime support of the infamous “Bridge to Nowhere,” Biden and his running mate voted to keep the project alive twice.

Both Biden and Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama voted to kill a Senate amendment that would have diverted federal funding for the bridge to repair a Louisiana span badly damaged by Hurricane Katrina, Senate records show.

And both voted for the final transportation bill that included the $223 million earmark for the Alaska project.

An amendment offered by Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Oklahoma, would have stripped the money appropriated to connect the Alaskan coastal city of Ketchikan to its airport on sparsely populated Gravina Island and diverted the money to Louisiana.

But Biden andObama and 80 of their colleagues rejected the measure, an amendment to a massive 2005 transportation bill that funded thousands of projects across the country.

Suck on that Liberal Media.   Fox News proves once again that they are….what’s that? This article was published on CNN’s website?  What did Fox have on its site during the same time period? Really?

Goddamnit it Fox…..

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