Terrorists tried to blow up New York City again:

New York City’s police commissioner said Sunday that authorities are examining several leads in the failed Times Square car bombing that would have caused a “significant fireball,” focusing closely on a surveillance video that captured a man fleeing the scene.

Commissioner Ray Kelly said it was “the intent of whoever did this to cause mayhem, create casualties” and noted that some munitions of the potentially powerful bomb detonated inside the SUV parked in Times Square on Saturday.

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Kelly said during a press conference Sunday that the NYPD is analyzing a surveillance video showing a unidentified white male in his 40′s fleeing the scene. Kelly said the man is seen in the footage shedding a dark-colored shirt in an alley and putting it in a bag, revealing a red one underneath.

Never mind people. This attack wasn’t done by a terrorist. It was down by an extremist. Huuuuuuge difference.

How so you ask?

Well, you see, a terrorist is a young Muslim man while an extremist is a middle-aged white guy. A terrorist hates America and her freedoms while an extremist loves America but hates her current president. A terrorist gets his news from the bias Al Jazeera while an extremist gets his news from the fair and balanced Fox News. A terrorist follows the teachings of a blood thirsty lunatic while an extremist follows the teachings of a peace loving pacifist. A terrorist gets sent to Gitmo and Bagram where he will be tortured and never receive a trial while an extremist will be sent to a federal prison to await a trial judged by a jury of his peers. And a terrorist gets his family’s neighborhood bombed by unmanned predator drones while an extremist gets his family’s neighborhood bombarded by 24-hour news vans.

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Tags: He Tried To Blow Up A City With Fireworks?, New York City, Terrorism, White People
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Who’s that sexy man?  Why that’s Robert Barr.  He runs the website Blabrmouth. It’s a political website that brings you political commentary without the shitty spin. I like that, it’s refreshing. So if you don’t check out the site and subscribe to the feed or you checked out the site but didn’t like it, you can go fuck yourself with a 13 inch brown, rubber dick.

Terrorists are likely to use a weapon of mass destruction somewhere in the world in the next five years, a blue-ribbon panel assembled by Congress has concluded. They are more likely to use a biological weapon than a nuclear one — and the results could be devastating, the chairman of the commission told CNN.

If you didn’t click over and read the rest of the story don’t bother. It tells you nothing. Somehow a top secret report that was presented to Congress for their eyes only found its way into the hands of the good people over at CNN and all it said was there was “likely to be an attack by 2013.” Now, I didn’t want to make this a rant because I would have loved for CNN to pick this up, but what the fuck guys?

I am not sure which one worries me more; that a blue-ribbon panel concluded after months of exhaustive research and millions of dollars spent on bribes, kickbacks, and lap dances that there would be an attack somewhere in the world or that a state secret document wound up in CNN’s lap that easily. I mean do Congress and CNN go to the same fucking Kinko’s or something?

Of course there is going to be an attack!

Somewhere in this world is going to be the epicenter for one of the most fearsome events man has ever put upon man and this is the intel Obama is walking in on? This is what your tax dollars are buying you? We should all be pissed beyond belief.

That a nuclear or biological weapon is going to be utilized goes without saying. Why don’t we have a “top ten” list of places? Shouldn’t there be massive amounts of flu vaccine in production if one of the threats is the flu strain that took out 40 million people 100 years ago? And if the government is making a vaccine wouldn’t it be a good idea to prep the country or would you rather wait until we have the scene from Monty Python where they walk the streets telling people to bring out their dead? Man I can’t wait for Inauguration day!

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Wonderful.

The Taj Mahal hotel in Mumbai, India, had been warned of a possible terrorist attack before a deadly rampage hit the iconic landmark this week, the chairman of the company that owns the hotel said Saturday.

The Taj was one of nine sites attacked by gunmen in a 60-hour wave of terror that killed at least 183 people and injured hundreds more before it ended in a standoff at the hotel Saturday morning.

Before the attacks, the hotel had heightened security because of a warning it received, Tata Group Chairman Ratan Tata said in an interview with CNN’s Fareed Zakaria that will air Sunday.

But Tata said that nothing could have prevented gunmen from entering the hotel, despite the fact that it relaxed security shortly before the attacks.

What the fuck?

How can you say you couldn’t do anything after telling us you relaxed security before the attacks?  That defies logic, you stupid fucking man.  How the hell did this man become chairman when he says stupid shit like this?

Tata said the attackers did not enter through the entrance that has a metal detector. Instead, they came in a back entrance, he said.

“They knew what they were doing, and they did not go through the front. All of our arrangements are in the front,” he said.

Goddamnit this man’s a retard.  It’s a miracle only 183 people were killed.  What was he thinking?

“Let’s see…How will a small, tactical extremist group attack the hotel….Would it be from the ba..No…I got it…Hey guys…protect the front of the hotel. They’d be stupid to come in now….What…Where am I going?  I’m just going to tell the guest they have nothing to fear…You know…to help them relax.”

You know what’s worse than this stupid cumstain under planning and getting 200 people killed?  Him admitting to getting a warning but not doing anything.  Now every fucking news station will be talking about this shit.

Police bolstered security in subways and trains Wednesday after the government warned that al-Qaida suicide bombers were contemplating an attack on New York’s mass-transit systems during the holiday season. An internal memo obtained by The Associated Press says the FBI has received a “plausible but unsubstantiated” report that al-Qaida terrorists in late September may have discussed attacking the subway system.

Goddamnit.

Where are the other warnings about shit that could kill us?  Drunk driving,  rapist, murders, botched bank robberies, illegal street racing, mad cow disease, alcohol poisoning, prescription drug pills, heart disease, lip cancer, AIDS, your mother, tap water, chicken testicles, corn, oil, gas, tobacco, crack, coffee, masturbation, blowing Ted on a busy street corner, and extra large dildos.

Why are we showing favoritism towards terrorist?

When will I hear a report on Fox News that warns, “The FBI today has issued a warning reporting that if you shove a 10-inch black rubber cock into your anus at a 45 degree angle, you will kill yourself.”

Jesus Christ, I’m sick of this fear mongering bullshit. Stop with the fucking warnings and let people live their lives.

They’re going to die one day anyways, why not let them go out in a big fucking explosion?  Besides our government isn’t going to stop shit, so enjoy the fucking show…buncha pussies.

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I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. Remember to thank the Indians for allowing themselves to be slaughtered for our benefit…Manifest Destiny baby…Manifest Destiny.

Shit going down in India – This vacation will never be forgotten. I wonder…do you think the hotels will give their guest refunds? It’s the least they could do, right?

FBI warns of attacks – This attack better happen. I’m getting sick of all the fucking warnings and nothing happening. Make up your fucking mind FBI, will terrorist attack or won’t they? Let’s be honest…the FBI doesn’t know shit. They just like to tell us these things to scare us. Fuck the FBI, stupid worthless assholes.

Happy Thanksgiving – Politics By Satire has a post up with a few fun facts about Thanksgiving. Thought I would share.

Ann Coulter’s mouth is wired shut – That lady is the biggest cunt in the world but I’d still fuck her. I’d knock her up and see if she keeps the kid. If she doesn’t have an abortion then she is a lady of her word. Which is good…not enough people keep their word now.

Hot mom does teenagers – Where the hell was this when I was a teenager? My friends’ moms were so ugly I wouldn’t fuck them with a stolen dildo. I should of chosen my friends based on how hot their moms were. God I’m stupid.

Bailout Info Graphic – That’s impressive…

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