Never forget 2/18.

Why? Because Texas is a rogue state filled with religious fanatics led by a crazy head of state, and they just committed a terrorist attack on a US government building:

AUSTIN, Texas – A software engineer furious with the Internal Revenue Service launched a suicide attack on the agency Thursday by crashing his small plane into an office building containing nearly 200 IRS employees, setting off a raging fire that sent workers running for their lives.

I say we invade Texas like we invaded Iraq. We give governor Rick Perry until Monday 4pm est to turn himself in. If he doesn’t then we shock and awe the fuck out of Austin by dropping so many bombs on the city that the city of Dresden becomes thankful Obama was president during WWII.

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