Wed 11 Aug, 2010
This isn’t the first time America has funded it’s eniemies. We did it in the 30′s with the Nazis. We did it in the 60′s with Ho Chi Minh. And we did it in the 80′s with these ‘terrorists’ . Creating enemies is in our blood, it’s who we are. And we will never stop doing it.
Wed 30 Sep, 2009
Great, now the retards are going to believe universal health care causes terrorism.
Tags: Fox News, God I hate stupid people, Health care, TerroristThu 21 May, 2009
So the FBI infiltrated a group of poor black men, gave them fake C4 and faulty stringer missiles, and arrested them last night when they tried to blow up two Jewish synagogues and a couple of military planes. What did New York Senator Chuck Schumer have to say about this?
“If there can be any good news from this terror scare it’s that this group was relatively unsophisticated, penetrated early, and not connected to another terrorist group,” said Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.). “This incident shows that we must always be vigilant against terrorism, foreign or domestic.”
Chuck Schumer -you sir are a fucking idiot.
The FBI knew about this entire plan for a fucking year, so it can’t be terrorism. It was the FBI that planted the agent in the group. It was the FBI that gave the group the idea about blowing up Jewish synagogues and military planes. It was the FBI that supplied the group with fake C4 and faulty stinger missiles. It was the FBI that arrested the group when they went to carry out their plan.
And shouldn’t the FBI be doing something more productive with their time? Like arresting the rich white fucks that have destroyed the world’s economy and stolen billions of taxpayers’s dollars?
Update: Goddammit I love when I’m right.
Wed 11 Mar, 2009
…but we can’t afford to close Gitmo. Why? Because we can’t let those terrorist go or more shit like this will happen.
By the time Michael McLendon ended his rampage, he had fatally shot his mother and set fire to her house, killed his grandparents, his aunt and uncle, the wife and child of a sheriff’s deputy, and three other people, according to the coroners of the two counties that the shooting spanned.
Fuck. What made this stupid cunt do this? Was he trying to punish Americans because they elected a man who manipulated the military into invading his country, raping his daughters, and torturing him? Did he want Americans to feel his pain? Nope. This guy was just buck fuck insane.
So I guess I owe Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Geroge Will, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, David Brooks, Tony Blankley, William Kristol, Charles Krauthammer, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Joe Libermann, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich and Joe the plumber an apology.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t believe you when you said those Gitmo detainees wanted to kill Americans. I’m sorry that I was blinded by the liberal media. I’m sorry I let them seduce me into hating you and saying mean things like, “I wouldn’t shit on Dick Cheney’s face if it was on fire.” I’m sorry. I should have said nice things like, ” I would pin my mother against the floor and let Rush Limbaugh anally rape her just so I could say I was in the same room with God.” I’m truly, deeply sorry and I will never, ever believe anything CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, the New York Times, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, the Huffington Post, Newsweek, Time, and Good Morning America tells me.
So fuck you Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Christ Mathews, Larry King, Rick Sanchez, Paul Krugman, Arianna Huffington, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Alan Colmes. If you bitches didn’t trick the American people into electing Barack Obama , then Guantanamo Bay would still be open and those 10 people would still be alive.
Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to feel the warmth of a hug. Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to see the sunrise. Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to smell the sweet scent of a puppy’s breath. Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to do a goddamn thing because they’re fucking dead.
They were killed by a raving lunatic who hated everything America stood for. I hope each one of you stupid, liberal pussies di – what?
No, that can’t be right. You sure? Like 100 percent sure? Like you’re so sure this guy isn’t a former detainee from Gitmo that you’re willing to let me rape your unborn daughter if you are wrong? Really?
Well fuck the Gospel, this is the greatest news I’ve ever heard.
I don’t have to admit I was wrong. The person who killed those 10 people was a fucking American. He was just like Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, Seung-Hui Cho, Charles Joseph Whitman, Theodore Kacynski, Eric Rudolph, Timothy McVeigh, Terry Nichols, John Allen Muhammad and Lee Malvo.
So Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Christ Mathews, Larry King, Rick Sanchez, Paul Krugman, Arianna Huffington, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Alan Colmes, I didn’t mean what I said. You people keep me going in this crazy, fucked-up world.
And I want to give a huge “Fuck you” to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, George Will, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, David Brooks, Tony Blankley, William Kristol, Charles Krauthammer, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Joe Libermann, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, and Newt Gingrich. I hope every one of you worthless pieces of pussy excretions dies from a combination of herpes and bird flu.
Tags: Alabama, CNN, Fox News, Fuck White People, TerroristWed 28 Jan, 2009
…you just made me shit myself.
As President Obama pushes for the closure of Guantanamo Bay prison, the debate over where to house the terror detainees being held there is heating up.
An exclusive video of a former Gitmo detainee’s martyrdom tape, obtained by FOX News, is a reminder of the concerns that terror suspects — who have been held but released from Guantanamo Bay — are increasingly returning to the fight against the United States and its allies.
Abdallah Ali al-Ajmi was transferred back to his home country of Kuwait after his release from Guantanamo in 2005. Last April he blew himself up in a homicide attack that killed 12 people in Mosul, Iraq.
Al-Ajmi, known in Guantanamo as Detainee 220, made his martyrdom tape before the attack.
“In the name of Allah, most compassionate, most merciful and prayers and peace be upon our Prophet,” al-Ajmi says in the video. “I thank Allah, Lord of the Worlds, who freed me from Guantanamo prison and, after we were tortured, connected me with the Islamic State of Iraq [ISI]. And it is the gift of Allah to follow the path of this nation, the ISI.”
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up now. This guy blew himself up in April 2005? What the fuck Fox News? Why didn’t you mention that somewhere in the picture? You made it seem like this guy blew himself up today.
Oh..I get it. You’re trying to scare me. Make me think that the moment we release those people from Guantanamo Bay they’re going to start blowing themselves up like fireworks, right? Fox News, you almost had me, you tricky, slimy, dirty twat, you.
I mean this guy wouldn’t have decided to blow himself up because he was tortured, right? I mean I’m sure he wanted to be tortured so he could get some street cred. Yeah I know, blowing yourself up isn’t cool anymore. To be part of the cool gang, you have to go to Gitmo and get tortured. Because everyone knows that unless you’re tortured at Gitmo you’re living a pretty sweet life there. You get free room and board. Free clothes. Clean air. It’s a great place to be forced to live at.
Fuck you Fox News. I know the main stream media isn’t telling us the whole truth but the shit that comes out of your mouth would embarrass Satan. What’s worse is that people out there believe you. They listen to the worthless bags of cum that you employee and honestly think they’re well informed.
Goddamnit.
I don’t know what has hurt our society more, reality television or you. Wait…who the fuck am I kidding? Reality TV wasn’t the driving force behind having governor bush steal the election twice. I can’t wait till some deranged person walks into your building and starts shooting at everything that moves. Hopefully the person will do it while Glenn Beck is live on air…
Fri 28 Nov, 2008
I love seeing those in power fail.
The United States’ war on drugs has failed and will continue to do so as long as it emphasizes law enforcement and neglects the problem of consumption, a Washington think tank says in a report co-chaired by a former president of Mexico.
Contrary to government claims, the use of heroin and cocaine in the U.S. has not declined significantly, the report says, and the use of methamphetamine is spreading. Falling street prices suggest that the supply of narcotics has not declined noticeably, and U.S. prevention and treatment programs are woefully underfunded, the study says.
“Current U.S. counter- narcotics policies are failing by most objective standards,” the report says. “The only long-run solution to the problem of illegal narcotics is to reduce the demand for drugs in the major consuming countries, including the United States.”
And yes there’s even better news.
The Taliban and other warlords could clear almost half a billion dollars from Afghanistan’s opium trade this year — money that will help finance insurgent attacks, the United Nations’ drug czar said.
Antonio Maria Costa, head of the U.N.’s Office on Drugs and Crime, said the Taliban also appears to be stockpiling the drug to manipulate its price, after several years in which production surpassed world demand.
Afghanistan produces over 90 percent of the world’s opium, the raw ingredient for making heroin.
Of course we could just legalize and tax drugs since people will always find a way to get fucked up. This would take the power out of the drug dealers and give it to the government. Then they could regulate it, sell it, and make enough money to pull us out of this looming depression.
But they won’t do it. Makes to much sense.
That’s why I love these reports. They get my dick hard.
Now if you’ll excuse me…I have to go take care of an issue that just popped up…
…be back in 5 seconds…
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Wed 12 Nov, 2008
Thank God Congress rescued the economy…Imagine how fucked we would be if they didn’t.
Stocks fell Wednesday for the third session in a row, with the Dow industrial tumbling over 400 points, as investors bet that a long and deep recession is on the horizon.
The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) lost 411 points, or about 4.7%, to 8,282.66. It was the lowest close for the blue-chip average since it settled at 8,175 on Oct. 27.
Over the past three days, the Dow has fallen more than 660 points, or 7%.
“The concern is that the economy will turn out worse than the current forecast [and] the recession will be longer and more severe,” said Hugh Johnson, chief strategist at Thomas Lloyd Global Asset Management in New York.
Hey…did you hear Osama Bin Laden is planning a new terrorist attack? No. Well he is…And it’s suppose to be bigger than 9-11.
Who else is hoping Wall Street is the target?
This is how I want to see it happen:
CNN is doing a report on the Stock Market and is showing live footage of those Wall Street cocksuckers as they try to see how bad they can fuck over America while making enough money to buy their fourth mansion before lunch.
Suddenly a Greyhound bus comes CRASHING through the wall at 100 miles an hour, skidding on its side and instantly killing 30 of the motherfuckers.
Once the bus comes to a screeching stop, 70 Islamic terrorist get out of the bus with enough explosives around their waist that Dick Cheney instantly gets a hard on. After surveying the scene, each terrorist grabs the nearest stock broker, bends them over, and brutally ass rapes ‘em on national TV.
After brutally ass fucking every person in the building, the terrorist do their little victory yell and BOOM..blow themselves up…killing every one of those greedy cum catching fucks.
But that’s not the best part.
Once the smoke clears, middle-class Americans start pissing on those who crawl out of the rubble on fire.
What?
So you wouldn’t piss on a burning stock broker?
I can’t blame you. Why waste good piss?
Besides…everyone knows the fastest way to put out a flaming stock broker is by shooting their load in the stock broker’s left eye..just don’t shoot it in their right eye…they aren’t too fond of that….
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