I'm thankful for this baby.

1. This amazing gif of Sarah Palin.
2. The knowledge that I don’t have to fly this week.
3. Obama getting rid of warrentless wiretapping.
4. Palin’s ratings dropping 40 percent in one week.
5. Colorado being smart about cannabis.
6. Matt Taibbi having huge balls.
7. Native Americans having really weak immune systems.

I’ll be out of town for the rest of the week celebrating the genocide of Native Americans. Enjoy the links while I enjoy some scotch.

AIG cares about the little people. [Alternet]

Matt Taibbi is my hero. [Taibblog]

You’re only supposed to support the president if he’s a Republican. [Pissed On Politics]

I knew there was something I didn’t like about the Family Research Council. [The Rude Pundit]

Best sandwich ever

I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. Remember to thank the Indians for allowing themselves to be slaughtered for our benefit…Manifest Destiny baby…Manifest Destiny.

Shit going down in India – This vacation will never be forgotten. I wonder…do you think the hotels will give their guest refunds? It’s the least they could do, right?

FBI warns of attacks – This attack better happen. I’m getting sick of all the fucking warnings and nothing happening. Make up your fucking mind FBI, will terrorist attack or won’t they? Let’s be honest…the FBI doesn’t know shit. They just like to tell us these things to scare us. Fuck the FBI, stupid worthless assholes.

Happy Thanksgiving – Politics By Satire has a post up with a few fun facts about Thanksgiving. Thought I would share.

Ann Coulter’s mouth is wired shut – That lady is the biggest cunt in the world but I’d still fuck her. I’d knock her up and see if she keeps the kid. If she doesn’t have an abortion then she is a lady of her word. Which is good…not enough people keep their word now.

Hot mom does teenagers – Where the hell was this when I was a teenager? My friends’ moms were so ugly I wouldn’t fuck them with a stolen dildo. I should of chosen my friends based on how hot their moms were. God I’m stupid.

Bailout Info Graphic – That’s impressive…