Dick Cheney will kill you

Hey did you hear? Dick Cheney has finally admitted that there was no link between Saddam Hussein and 9-11. We’ve got the bastard. Let the war crime charges begin.

What? You didn’t hear about that? Why didn’t you hear about it? The evil fuck said it during this years National Press Club.

Oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Dick Cheney rarely takes a position that places him at a more progressive tilt than President Obama. But on Monday, the former vice president did just that, saying that he supports gay marriage as long as it is deemed legal by state and not federal government.

Do you honestly believe Dick Cheney supports gay marriage? Really? Or do you think he’s just saying this because he knows people will care more about this lie than they will about the truth of Saddam Hussein not being linked to 9-11?

Use your goddamn heads. This man doesn’t give a fuck a gay marriage. If he did, he would have supported it during the 8 fucking years he was in office. He’s supporting it now because he wants the world to forget how he used lies to justify invading Iraq. Don’t you see that?

No, of course you don’t. You’re too busy giving Dick Cheney credit for being more progressive than President Obama.

Well fuck you.

Because of this piece of shit our country is fighting in two wars, is in a deep depression, has no social safety net, has given his former business billions of dollars in no-bid contracts, and is responsible for the hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians.

So forgive me if I don’t get on my knees and swallow Dick Cheney’s load. This piece of shit should be in jail for all the crimes he’s committed, yet everyone in this fucking country could give a shit because he supports gay marriage.

I hope every one of you stupid fucking cuntbags who gives Dick Cheney credit for supporting gay marriage dies from multiple cock slaps to the face – you fucking pussies.

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