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Look at that face.  Does it look like a face that would lie to you?  Well Time magazine thinks so and they’ve published an online article calling the face out:

Politics has always been lousy with blather and chicanery. But there are rules and traditions too. In the early weeks of the general-election campaign, a consensus has grown in the political community — a consensus that ranges from practitioners like Karl Rove to commentators like, well, me — that John McCain has allowed his campaign to slip the normal bounds of political propriety. The situation has gotten so intense that we in the media have slipped our normal rules as well. Usually when a candidate tells something less than the truth, we mince words. We use euphemisms like mendacity and inaccuracy … or, as the Associated Press put it, “McCain’s claims skirt facts.” But increasing numbers of otherwise sober observers, even such august institutions as the New York Times editorial board, are calling John McCain a liar. You might well ask, What has McCain done to deserve this? What unwritten rules did he break? Are his transgressions of degree or of kind?

Yea, I do want to know what McCain has done to deserve this.  Oh wait, I’m a Christian so that means I don’t judge.  Why?  Because I’m pretty sure somewhere in the Bible Jesus says to take the plank out of your eye before you take the piece of sawdust out of your neighbor’s eye.  Translation-you aren’t me so don’t judge people…unless they are gay.  Gay = pass judgment.  Clear?  Good.

So Time how about you shut the hell up. You lied to me almost two years ago. I am the person on the year. Bullshit. If that was the case, why haven’t I recieved my award? Simple, because you lied to me.

So before you go and point out all of John McCain’s many lies, how about you explain why you told me I was the Person of the Year.  I was made the laughing stock of the school when I told my professor they were teaching the Time Magazine’s Person Of The Year.  I had to drop out of school and work as a prostitute.  Do you know how hard it is living on 10 dollars a handjob?

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I’m getting sick of all the sexist remarks made about Sarah Palin.  Is she ready?  Does she have experience?  What is her bra size?

Would you ask a man this?  Of course not.  Then why is the “liberal” news media doing this?  Jealousy.  Every woman news anchor wants to be her and every male news anchor wants to be in her.

That’s why  Democrats are pushing this “troopergate” issue so hard.  Thank God the Republicans are fighting back.  It really isn’t that big of a deal.  She fired the head of the police force because he wouldn’t fire another police officer.  Or something along those lines.  Listen I’m not an expert or anything but I know there is a simple reason behind the firing.  So what does the liberal media do when it doesn’t like the story?  Make up another :

So Sarah Palin’s latest explanation for why she fired Walt Monegan is that he had gone over her head in seeking federal money for an initiative to combat sexual assault crimes, before she had approved the program.

But it now appears that the program in question is one that most elected officials would be wary of admitting they hadn’t strongly backed. According to Peggy Brown, who heads the Alaska Network on Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault, Monegan wanted to use the federal money to hire retired troopers and law enforcement officials, and assign them to investigate the most egregious cases of sexual assault — including those against children.

In other words, if Palin’s new story is true, she fired Monegan for being too aggressive in going after child molesters.

Come on media. Do you really think Sarah Palin is that nice to child molesters?  Seriously?   Any person with half a brain knows the real reason why she didn’t want the police department to do its job…she is a superhero.

She wants to punish the scrum of Alaska using her porn star like breast and perfectly sculpted butt of steel.  In her jet-black, tight leather shirt and ass-less chaps, Sarah Palin prowels the streets of Alaska looking for those that do society wrong…and punishing them…Palin style.

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