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Sarah Palin is nothing more than stupid, whiny, worthless fucking cunt.

In a recent interview with conservative John Ziegler, Palin said both “exploited” her twelve-week candidacy — a fact, she said, that “says a great deal about our society.”

“I did see that Tina Fey was named entertainer of the year and Katie Couric’s ratings have risen,” Palin said in the interview. “I know that a lot of people are capitalizing on, oh I don’t know, perhaps some exploiting that was done via me, my family, my administration — that’s a little bit perplexing, but it also says a great deal about our society.”

You know what else says a great deal about our society?  When those who are elected into office abuse their power for personal gain.  Like when she got that stupid kid who couldn’t pull out of her daughter a job that he wasn’t qualified for.  Or when she told the police to hold off arresting his mother on federal drug charges until after the election so it wouldn’t look as bad.  Or when she used taxpayer money to pay for her fucking kids traveling expenses.

Will somebody please shove a dick in this woman’s mouth?  Please?  I’m getting sick of listening to her whine all the goddamn time.  If she wants to get mad at anyone it should be at her own fucking self.  All Tina Fey did was dress up like her and quote her word for fucking word.  And the only thing Katie Couric did was ask her some easy fucking questions.  I mean was it really that hard for her to say what newspapers she reads? Really?

So how is it their fault that she’s so fucking stupid that she gives every woman who wants to run for office a bad name?  She’s so fucking stupid that I couldn’t even watch that porn made about her because I knew that the porn star who was portraying her was better qualified for Vice-President than she was.

Jesus Christ I can’t wait till I turn on Fox News and hear Sean Hannity telling the world that Sarah Palin was killed in a meth lab explosion while getting gang banged by seven old Republican oil men.  It will be the only time my dick gets hard while watching Sean Hannity speak.

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After a long weekend filled with despair, Phuck Politics is back online.  So for my three readers…thank you for asking if I was okay.  It means a lot to me.

Since I want everyone to have a great Monday; I thought I would link to three stories I’m reading now.

  1. Things in the Middle East are  great.
  2. Sarah Palin and John McCain are bff’s.
  3. Tina Fey’s show is bracing for poor numbers and might get canceled after this year.

Yep…everything is right with the world.

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Racist Barack Obama Billboard

Listen you have to be a low country white guy to get the joke but let me tell you, it sure is funny. Of course some people don’t like this “joke” so much and feel it is a “bit” racist:

A billboard in West Plains showing a caricature of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama wearing a turban and using his middle name — Hussein — in quotes has sparked outrage and accusations of racism.

The sign, located south of West Plains on U.S. 63 across from the Dairy Queen, says: “Barack ‘Hussein’ Obama equals more abortions, same sex marriages, taxes, gun regulations.”

Outrage over the sign triggered West Plains resident Becky Estes to write a letter in Monday’s edition of the Daily Quill newspaper saying “such a tasteless display merely reinforces the wide-spread belief that Ozarkers are ignorant country bumpkins.”

“People don’t like it. They’re embarrassed by that sign, ashamed by that sign, horrified by that sign and outraged by that sign,” Estes told the News-Leader on Thursday.

Sure she doesn’t get the joke. Let’s let James E. (Jay) Gentry Jr (see you know this guy will get the joke, look at how many names he has) and Raymond Fine explain the joke for those “liberal” types who don’t understand humor:

Estes’ letter sparked responses from locals and out-of-state former residents in Wednesday’s newspaper. The person who created the sign remains anonymous.

“I can find nothing wrong with this sign/cartoon, which is truthful by Obama’s own statements,” wrote James E. (Jay) Gentry Jr. of Mountain Grove. “If this is upsetting to Ms. Estes, then she should do some hard thinking about what is forthcoming if he is elected.”

Raymond Fine, 74, of West Plains, said the sign is a form of free speech.

“If they can burn a flag, then they can put a sign up like that,” Fine told the News-Leader.

So you see..it’s funny because it’s what Obama has said.

If Saturday Night Live wanted to be really funny, they would hire these guys to write their sketches.

Until them….I’m just going to masturbate to Tina Fey as Sarah Palin with the sound off….like a true American.

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When can we make fun of Obama? Why is he off limits?
Update-The video isn’t working. It isn’t my fault. The liberals have taken it down. You can go here to watch it.

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They’ve hit rock bottom. SNL hasn’t been funny since Will Ferrell. That’s what you get when you let liberals running your show.

Serves them right….

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