Surprise, surprise

The federal government will provide $13.4 billion in loans to Detroit automakers, the White House said Friday.

“Allowing the U.S. auto industry to collapse is not a responsible course of action,” President Bush said Friday morning.

“The terms and conditions of the financing provided by the Treasury Department will facilitate restructuring of our domestic auto industry, prevent disorderly bankruptcies during a time of economic difficulty, and protect the taxpayer by ensuring that only financially viable firms receive financing,” according to a statement released by the White House. [Ed. - What the fuck does this mean?]

Why is everyone surprised about this?  You knew this was going to happen.  The automakers only had to answer two important questions: Are you white? and Are you rich?

They answered both of them correctly so now they’re getting a ‘loan’.  This isn’t new.  We did it for the banks and we are going to do it for the credit card companies.  We will continue to hand rich, white people money because we are a nation of pussies.

The people in Washington know that.  That’s why they gave our money to their friends.  That’s why they gave themselves a raise.  They know we are nothing but big, fat, hairless twats.

And nothing is going to change.  So just bend over and take it like a man.  And if you need any help, ask the Blacks and Latinos, they’ve been fucked in the ass for years….

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Good fucking Lord. If you thought this was bad, wait till you see this

he U.S. government is prepared to provide more than $7.76 trillion on behalf of American taxpayers after guaranteeing $306 billion of Citigroup Inc. debt yesterday. The pledges, amounting to half the value of everything produced in the nation last year, are intended to rescue the financial system after the credit markets seized up 15 months ago.

The unprecedented pledge of funds includes $3.18 trillion already tapped by financial institutions in the biggest response to an economic emergency since the New Deal of the 1930s, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. The commitment dwarfs the plan approved by lawmakers, the Treasury Department’s $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program. Federal Reserve lending last week was 1,900 times the weekly average for the three years before the crisis.

What the fuck is this shit?

Goddamnit.

Let me get this straight, these banks fuck up by doing stupid shit and instead of letting them fail, our government takes our money and gives it to them?

Am I missing something here?

Goddamnit, fucking white businessmen.

When will someone fucking kill these cunts? Why can’t those fucking rednecks stop screaming “FUCK NIGGERS!!” and start screaming “FUCK STOCK BROKERS!!”?

Where the hell are the Black Panthers? Why can’t they drag these fuckers out and lynch them? Shit, I’ll help them. I’ll bring the rope…fuck, I’ll make the rope out of my own goddamn hair if they’ll go after these assholes.

But no. They don’t give a shit. Everyone is too busy with gay marriage to notice the government’s dick up their asshole.

Fuck ‘em.

I’m glad this country is going to shit.

I can’t wait till we’re a third world country and nobody can afford a piece of paper to wipe their ass with. I’m looking forward to the day when we find a clean supply of water and think it’s a gift from God. I’m stroking myself right now thinking about how the rich will ‘allow’ us to work for pennies a day and we’ll be grateful for it.

But don’t worry about it America. Go back to sleep.  This isn’t your problem. Let the next generation worry about it.

You go ahead and play with your new iPhone 70000 or your PS207.

Go eat a triple-bacon cheeseburger load with ranch, lettuce, tomato, onions and one onion ring; dipped in milk chocolate; and wash it down with a 52-ounce Coke while smoking your menthol Marlboro Reds.

I hope each one of you pieces of shit gets cancer in every major organ and your intestines ooze out your left nostril while shit pours out your right.

You deserve everything that is coming to you you lazy, racist, bigot, fatass, cocksucking motherfuckers and I can’t wait to see it happen…

…fucking cunts….

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Did ya hear the good news? I own a bank now.

The federal government on Sunday night said it would throw its weight toward stabilization of troubled financial-services giant Citigroup Inc. (C) by moving to guarantee $306 billion in troubled assets on the bank’s books, according to a joint statement issued by the Federal Reserve, Treasury Department and Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.

The deal involves Treasury injecting an additional $20 billion in capital into Citigroup. Treasury will charge an 8% interest rate for the first few years, which is higher than the rate charged to other banks participating in the Troubled Asset Relief Program. Citi had already received $25 billion in aid from TARP.

God this is great. I went to sleep last night not owning anything and when I wake up, BOOM, I’m the proud owner of Citigroup.

What should I do first? Buy a car? How about a huge mansion? Oh I know…I’m going to Amsterdam and checking out the ‘Red Light District’.  I’ve always wanted to go but never had the money…until now.

This is so exciting. I still can’t believe I, Ron McKie, own a bank. And my 7th grade teacher said I wouldn’t amount to anything. Fuck you Mr. Northrope. Where’s your bank at jackass?

What? No. He can’t own the same bank I do. That’s impossible.

We all own the bank? Every person who pays taxes? What the fuck. How is that possible?

Do they get a cut of the money like me? No? Good.

Fucking Christ.  We don’t get any money? Only the CEO’s of that bank gets money?  Are you sure?

Goddamnit.

I always get screwed.

Fuck Citigroup and fuck the government. I hope Iran drops their one nuclear bomb on Washington DC and those fucking cunts burn in their 1,000 dollar suits.  Fucking cock swallowing motherfuckers.

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