Openly gay people might be allowed to join the military.

In an overlooked YouTube video posted on Friday, a spokesman for Barack Obama said the president-elect is committed to ending the policy that bars openly gay men and women from serving in the U.S. armed forces.

In a response to a question on the Web site Change.gov asking whether Obama would get rid of the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs said: “You don’t hear politicians give a one-word answer much. But it’s ‘Yes.’”

Basically Barack Obama is saying, “Faggots can’t marrying but they can die.  Let’s get rid of this ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ rule.”

Fuck you Barack Obama.  Why’s it okay for gay people to legally kill someone for their country but not legally marry someone they love?  It’s because you’re fucking pathetic pussy.  You’re no better than any other politician in Washington. You said whatever the retards wanted to hear so you would get elected.  And now you’re going to do whatever the fuck your told to do, just like governor bush.

The sad thing is people will get on their knees and blow Obama because they think this is a positive step forward for gay rights.  They’ll say things like, “It’s about time the military got rid of this stupid rule.” and “This is a great day for the gay rights movement.”  CNN and MSNBC will have a hard time keeping their dicks in their pants as they tell the people how proud they are to be an American while Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly will shout about how the secular left are destroying the fabric of this country.

News flash folks…it’s all bullshit.

The only reason why Barack Obama wants to get rid of this rule is because shit is going down in the Middle East.  Israel is attacking Palestine and bombing Lebanon.  Pakistan is about to go to war with India while their country is collapsing.  Russia is cutting off gas to Europe.  Oh and don’t forget about the two wars we are fighting that will never end.  The military is running out of people willing to go thousands of miles away and die, so they are being forced to end this fucking policy.

Of course I find it funny that after years of being treated as second class citizens, our military needs the gay community to continue its unjust wars.  I just hope gay people tell them where to shove it….

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I hope Congress gets behind this bailout and forces it through, but these companies better not get a fucking cent.

Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

Is Girls Gone Wild really porn?  I’m pretty sure it isn’t.  I mean porn has to show either a dick and/or vagina getting stroked, poked, sucked, blown, tugged, pulled, spread, fingered, jacked off, or penetrated.  Girls Gone Wild doesn’t have any of those things.  It’s just a bunch of drunk girls getting tricked into showing their tits for a free shitty t-shirt. I can turn on Showtime after 1 am and see that. Unless it’s 1 am on Sunday.  God doesn’t like titties being shown on Sunday.  It’s against the Sabbath.

As for Hustler, I’ve seen one of their videos and it was pathetic. The dialog wasn’t believable; the actors’ dicks were smaller than a cold new born baby’s penis; and the actresses looked like they belonged on a Russian street corner.  It was the only time I had to force myself to masturbating.  And fuck the magazine. I’ve seen two Hustler magazines in my lifetime and both of the center folds were of two girls pissing on the floor.  I’m sorry but that shit was sick.  If I’m going to watch a golden shower, I want to see it live because those things don’t photograph well.

Let these two worthless porn companies fail but don’t penalize the rest of the industry. The porn industry affects me more than Wall Street and the auto industry combined, and I’m not alone. The internet was made for porn. Ask any guy what the first thing he looked up after he got the internet and if he doesn’t say porn, he’s a fucking lair. Shit, my parents were so cheap that I didn’t have a computer until I was in 11th grade but I they gave me WebTV and goddamnit, I searched for porn on that thing every fucking night.  I only found one Gif file where some girl was riding some guy but I beat my dick to that image every night.

So Congress, do the right thing and bail these people out.  For once think of the American people….please….

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Or they wouldn’t have given themselves a raise.

A crumbling economy, more than 2 million constituents who have lost their jobs this year, and congressional demands of CEOs to work for free did not convince lawmakers to freeze their own pay.

Instead, they will get a $4,700 pay increase, amounting to an additional $2.5 million that taxpayers will spend on congressional salaries, and watchdog groups are not happy about it.

Since Congress gave themselves a raise, the Supreme Court wants one too

Chief Justice John Roberts said Wednesday that Congress should be as generous to judges as it already has been to itself, by approving an inflation-related increase in their pay. “I must renew the judiciary’s modest petition: Simply provide cost-of-living increases that have been unfairly denied,” Roberts said in his annual year-end report on the federal judiciary.

Federal trial judges are paid $169,300 a year. Appellate judges make more, ranging up to Roberts’ salary of $217,400. The salaries pale in comparison to what top lawyers earn in private practice.

Jesus fucking Christ.  Two million people have lost their jobs since December 2007 and these cunts give themselves a raise.  47 million people are living without health insurance and the Supreme Court bitches about inflation.

Why do we listen to these greedy motherfuckers?  Why do we continue to bend over and take it in the ass as they steal our money and give it to their Wall Street friends?

Where is the outrage?  Where is the news coverage from CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC?  Where are the hard hitting questions from the seasoned reporters who have the people’s best interest in mind?  Where are the honest politicians who strive to make a difference in Washington?

Oh that’s right…they don’t exists because they don’t care about you.  They don’t care if you’ve lost your job.  They don’t care if you’ve lost your house.  They don’t care if you can’t afford health care for your kid.  They wouldn’t piss down your throat if your heart was on fire.

Why?

Because you aren’t rich and white.  If you were, our government will bend over backwards to give you money so you could afford that 36 million dollar apartment in New York.  If you were rich and white, our government will rush to approve a 800 billion dollar bailout so you will get your bonuses this year.  If you were rich and white, our government will let you fuck any part of their body you want.

But you’re not so they don’t give a shit about you.  So just continue to  pull down your pants, bend over, and enjoy the ass fucking since you aren’t going to change anything…happy new year you fucking pussies…

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Our government doesn’t like sex in America but they want to spread the love overseas.

In an effort to win over fickle warlords and chieftains in Afghanistan and get information from them, CIA officials are handing out Viagra pills in exchange for their cooperation, the Washington Post reports.

“Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people – whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” an agency operative, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told the Post.

That’s right people, we have spent over one trillion dollars and sacrificed over 4,000 American lives so  men who can’t get it up in the Middle East can fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Do they really think this will help with the “War on Terror”?  Do they think those men are going to come together and say, “Guys, we might have been wrong about America.  They knew our dicks weren’t working and instead of taking away our heroin and forcing us to exercise, like they do to their own people, they’ve decided to give us a pill that allows us to stay hard up to four hours.  And it isn’t that cheap ass Cialis they’re always showing during Monday Night Football.  I say we just stop fight and start fucking.  Who’s with me?”

Our soldiers are fucked and you can except the number of their deaths to go up.  Why?  Because we’ve just told the entire world that the men we are fighting can’t get hard.  Do you have any idea how damaging that is to the male ego?  They are now the laughing stock of the world.

Plus this shows us how fucking stupid our government is.  They want us to believe that these evil, ruthless, godless men will someone how get a nuclear weapon on the black market and blow up a good portion of our great nation,  yet they don’t know where to go to get an erection pill?

Give me a fucking break.  Our “elected” officials are nothing more than  rich, arrogant, stupid, pussified, pieces of shit and they should be taken out back, skull fucked and shot at the base of the neck.

If there was a God this would happen but since there isn’t, I’ll settle for an underage sex sting…

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Tags: Afghanistan, Central Intelligence Agency, CIA, Elected Officals, India, Israel, Middle East, Nuclear weapon, Pakistan, Sildenafil, United States Government, Viagra, Washington Post
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