Where the fuck is all this money coming from?

A $197m (£133m) aid package to help Mexico fight drugs cartels has been released by the US government.

It is part of the Merida Initiative, a $400m (£270m) scheme to assist Mexico’s efforts to take on the drugs trade.

US Ambassador Tony Garza formally unveiled the program, which includes the donation of helicopters and surveillance aircraft, in Mexico City.

Could someone explain to me why my fucking money is being spent on shit I don’t agree on?

Bailing out Wall Street, bailing out the auto industry and now funding Mexico’s ‘War on Drugs’. Why do I have to sign a stack of papers in order to shit in a cup for a job interview that I won’t get but the US government can snap its fingers and hand out 197 million dollars?

Do they think shit like this is supposed to scare me?

Mexican newspaper El Universal says at least 5,000 people have been killed in drugs-related violence this year.

The newspaper, which has been keeping tallies for the past four years, said that the number of people killed by organized crime was on course to be double the 2,700 deaths registered in 2007.

Deaths had been happening at an average of one an hour during the past 42 days, El Universal said.

Big fucking deal. Every minute two pussies kill themselves somewhere in the world but I don’t see our government dropping a billion dollars to prevent it. Yea you read me right, a BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS.

President Felipe Calderon, has long sought, and been promised, financial aid from Washington to try to defeat the traffickers.

The initiative is part of a $1.6bn (£1.1bn) US plan to help train and equip security forces and strengthen justice systems in Mexico, Central America and the Caribbean.

How fucking stupid are we? We give away 1.6 billion dollars to another country so they can fight a fictitious war that could easily be won by LEGALIZING drugs.

For all you pussies out there who think that I’m a stupid, lazy liberal, blow me.

Over half a million people in the United States die every year from tobacco and alcohol. I don’t see any of you screaming at the top of your lungs for our government to ban these substances, even though we tried to on alcohol in the 1920′s…how did that turn out again?

Fucking legalize drugs and TAX THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. Who cares if people overdose on drugs? As long as we make money off of them then fuck ‘em, let them choke on their own vomit.

Not only does this solution make us money but it also takes the power away from drug dealers. Why would Americans deal with evil drug dealers when they could go down to their friendly gas station for their drug of choice?

But this will never happen, it’s too simple a solution. Americans would rather spend billions of dollars on this stupid cause so they feel better about themselves.

Although three-fourths of these same Americans will die from lung cancer because of their constant chain smoking or will kill someone while driving home from the bar after one to many drinks with their friends…stupid fucking hypocrites…

…I hope every one of them die of a deadly case of herpes…

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Tags: Central America, Cocaine, Congress, Drunk driving, Federal government of the United States, Felipe Calderón, Illegal drug trade, Marijuana, Mexico, Mexico City, United States, US government, War on Drugs
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Good fucking Lord. If you thought this was bad, wait till you see this

he U.S. government is prepared to provide more than $7.76 trillion on behalf of American taxpayers after guaranteeing $306 billion of Citigroup Inc. debt yesterday. The pledges, amounting to half the value of everything produced in the nation last year, are intended to rescue the financial system after the credit markets seized up 15 months ago.

The unprecedented pledge of funds includes $3.18 trillion already tapped by financial institutions in the biggest response to an economic emergency since the New Deal of the 1930s, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. The commitment dwarfs the plan approved by lawmakers, the Treasury Department’s $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program. Federal Reserve lending last week was 1,900 times the weekly average for the three years before the crisis.

What the fuck is this shit?

Goddamnit.

Let me get this straight, these banks fuck up by doing stupid shit and instead of letting them fail, our government takes our money and gives it to them?

Am I missing something here?

Goddamnit, fucking white businessmen.

When will someone fucking kill these cunts? Why can’t those fucking rednecks stop screaming “FUCK NIGGERS!!” and start screaming “FUCK STOCK BROKERS!!”?

Where the hell are the Black Panthers? Why can’t they drag these fuckers out and lynch them? Shit, I’ll help them. I’ll bring the rope…fuck, I’ll make the rope out of my own goddamn hair if they’ll go after these assholes.

But no. They don’t give a shit. Everyone is too busy with gay marriage to notice the government’s dick up their asshole.

Fuck ‘em.

I’m glad this country is going to shit.

I can’t wait till we’re a third world country and nobody can afford a piece of paper to wipe their ass with. I’m looking forward to the day when we find a clean supply of water and think it’s a gift from God. I’m stroking myself right now thinking about how the rich will ‘allow’ us to work for pennies a day and we’ll be grateful for it.

But don’t worry about it America. Go back to sleep.  This isn’t your problem. Let the next generation worry about it.

You go ahead and play with your new iPhone 70000 or your PS207.

Go eat a triple-bacon cheeseburger load with ranch, lettuce, tomato, onions and one onion ring; dipped in milk chocolate; and wash it down with a 52-ounce Coke while smoking your menthol Marlboro Reds.

I hope each one of you pieces of shit gets cancer in every major organ and your intestines ooze out your left nostril while shit pours out your right.

You deserve everything that is coming to you you lazy, racist, bigot, fatass, cocksucking motherfuckers and I can’t wait to see it happen…

…fucking cunts….

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Tags: Bail Out, Bailout, Citibank, Citigroup, Congress, Democrats, Federal government of the United States, Federal Reserve System, Republicans, Troubled Asset Relief Program, United States, United States Department of the Treasury, US government, Wall Street, We are fucked
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Justice is severed folks.

Those businessmen who thought they could steal billions from taxpayers are about to get a mouthful of justice…American style.

God I can’t wait.

I hope they tie these men up in prison and let each prisoner on death row fuck them up the ass, raw dog style.

Who’s the guy being charged? The CEO of AIG? Fanny Mae? Freddie Mac? Come on…tell me…

Get the fuck outta here.

Mark Cuban?

They’re going after the owner of the Dallas Mavericks?  Shut the fuck up.

What are they going to get him on, breaking up the greatest basketball duo in the world?  Acting like a fucking ass during the game?  What?

Insider trading?

Shut the fuck up.  You’re pulling my dick on this one.   Where’s the proof?

Billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban, owner of the National Basketball Association’s Dallas Mavericks, was charged Monday by the Securities and Exchange Commission with insider trading.

The civil suit was filed by the SEC in a federal court in Dallas.

According to the SEC, Cuban sold 600,000 shares of Internet search company Mamma.com in June 2004 using non-public information.

Cuban is accused of calling his broker and instructing him to sell all of his stock from Mamma.com after receiving the confidential information from the company.

The SEC said Cuban learned that the company would raise money through a public offering, and he knew the stock price was about to fall.

When the offering was made public, the stock fell 9.3%, and Cuban avoided losses in excess of $750,000 by selling stock the day before, the SEC report said.

The SEC is going after a man who used ‘insider information’ to make $750,000?  Are they for real?

Wow…I can’t believe that.

I’m sure they think they did something too.

I bet everyone is sitting around a table jerking off Christopher Cox while he says, “Great job everyone, we nailed the guy….yea yea yea like that Johnson, short quick strokes. Mark Cuban thought he could get away from us but we showed him.  Just because he’s rich doesn’t mean he gets a different set of rules for the market…Oh God, don’t stop Johnson that feels great…yea Bill…finger my asshole. He thinks he can pull one over on the SEC but he doesn’t know who he is fucking with…Oh my God Bill…are you using the ‘come here’ motion inside my asshole?  Don’t stop..yea like that. Well I can’t wait to see his face when he slap him with a 1.5 million dollar fiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee gooooodddddaaaammmmmnnnnniiiiittttt I”M CUMMING!!!

Wow….goddamn that was amazing.  Sorry about that Frank. What? Fuck you too buddy, it’s not like I meant to do that…I don’t know…just tell your wife you got soap in your eye. She should believe you.  You’ve already used that excuse?  Damn…really?  Haha guess you’re fucked.”

Fucking twats.

I hope everyone who works for the SEC gets AIDS after swallowing a load from a transvestite Brazilian hooker name Gabriel.

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Tags: American International Group, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Insider trading, Mark Cuban, NBA, SEC, Stock, United States, US government, US Securities and Exchange Commission
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