I was getting worried we forgot about Iran:

Egypt allowed at least one Israeli and 11 American warships to pass through the Suez Canal as an Iranian flotilla approaches Gaza. Egypt closed the canal to protect the ships with thousands of soldiers, according to the British-based Arabic language newspaper Al Quds al-Arabi.

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Despite Egypt’s reported refusal to block the canal to Iranian boats, the clearance for the American-Israeli fleet may be a warning to Iran it may face military opposition if the Iranian Red Crescent ship continues on course to Gaza.

The warships may exercise the right to inspect the Iranian boat for the illegal transport or weapons. Newsweek reported that Egyptian authorities could stop the ship for weeks, using technicalities such as requiring that any official documents be translated from Farsi into Arabic.

The magazine’s website also reported that the Iranian navy is the weakest part of its armed forces. Tehran has already backed down from announced intentions to escort the Iranian ships with “volunteer marines” from the Iranian Revolutionary Guards.

Okay, so there’s my guess as to what’s going to happen in the Red Sea. Either one of our ships or Israel’s ships are going to conveniently blow up when they confront Iran’s ships. This will give us an excuse to go all Michael Bay on Iran’s ass. Then our government will institute operation “Butt Fuck Iran”. Once that happens the media will get down on its knees and blow anyone who works for the White House, State Department, CIA, Homeland Security, and/or any private mercenary company while our elect officials sink another 3 trillion dollars into a worthless war while denying hundreds of thousands of Americans unemployed benefits.

Of course I could be wrong and the US. and Israel warships could be going to help Iran bring materhahah. I’m sorry. I couldn’t keep it together. We all know Iran’s fucked.

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Tags: Iran, Israel, This Is The Summer Blockbuster I've Been Waiting For, US
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Surprise, surprise

The federal government will provide $13.4 billion in loans to Detroit automakers, the White House said Friday.

“Allowing the U.S. auto industry to collapse is not a responsible course of action,” President Bush said Friday morning.

“The terms and conditions of the financing provided by the Treasury Department will facilitate restructuring of our domestic auto industry, prevent disorderly bankruptcies during a time of economic difficulty, and protect the taxpayer by ensuring that only financially viable firms receive financing,” according to a statement released by the White House. [Ed. - What the fuck does this mean?]

Why is everyone surprised about this?  You knew this was going to happen.  The automakers only had to answer two important questions: Are you white? and Are you rich?

They answered both of them correctly so now they’re getting a ‘loan’.  This isn’t new.  We did it for the banks and we are going to do it for the credit card companies.  We will continue to hand rich, white people money because we are a nation of pussies.

The people in Washington know that.  That’s why they gave our money to their friends.  That’s why they gave themselves a raise.  They know we are nothing but big, fat, hairless twats.

And nothing is going to change.  So just bend over and take it like a man.  And if you need any help, ask the Blacks and Latinos, they’ve been fucked in the ass for years….

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Tags: Bailout, Blacks, Federal government of the United States, George W. Bush, Latinos, Treasury Department, United States, United States Department of the Treasury, US, Washington, White House
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Do people even care anymore?

US President George W. Bush said in an interview Tuesday he was forced to sacrifice free market principles to save the economy from “collapse.”

“I’ve abandoned free-market principles to save the free-market system,” Bush told CNN television, saying he had made the decision “to make sure the economy doesn’t collapse.”

Bush’s comments reflect an extraordinary departure from his longtime advocacy for an unfettered free market, as his administration has orchestrated unprecedented government intervention in the face of a dire financial crisis.

“I am sorry we’re having to do it,” Bush said.

No we don’t. We don’t have to bailout Wall Street nor do we have to bailout the auto industry. We don’t have to do a goddamn thing.

But you do.

You have to fix the unjust war that is costing us billions and start regulating Wall Street. You have to fix every fucking thing you’ve broken while in office.

But you won’t.

You don’t give a shit about us. You’re only worried about your rich, white business friends. That’s why you gave them all of our money and that’s why you’re going to give the auto industry money without Congress’ permission.

And do the people care?  Fuck no. They only care about some stupid ass governor from a shitty state who’s so fucking stupid that he got caught trying to sell a Senate seat.

Who the fuck cares.

Let Illinois television report on the fucking asshole. That’s why they have a local news station. I watch the national news to learn how bad our government is fucking us over.  Quit reporting on this retarded looking motherfucker.

But you stupid pussy warts don’t care. You don’t care how terrible this president has screwed us over.  You’ll just continue to listen to this pussy and repeat every fucking word he says like he’s God.

So fuck you people and fuck Sean Hannity.  I hope you enjoy the destruction of this country because you let it happen. Stupid cunts….

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Tags: Auto Industry, Bailout, CNN, Florida, Fox News, Free market, Fuck them, George Bush, George W. Bush, Iraq, MSNBC, Sean Hannity, Stupid people, United States, US, Wal-Mart, Wall Street
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I love seeing those in power fail.

The United States’ war on drugs has failed and will continue to do so as long as it emphasizes law enforcement and neglects the problem of consumption, a Washington think tank says in a report co-chaired by a former president of Mexico.

Contrary to government claims, the use of heroin and cocaine in the U.S. has not declined significantly, the report says, and the use of methamphetamine is spreading. Falling street prices suggest that the supply of narcotics has not declined noticeably, and U.S. prevention and treatment programs are woefully underfunded, the study says.

“Current U.S. counter- narcotics policies are failing by most objective standards,” the report says. “The only long-run solution to the problem of illegal narcotics is to reduce the demand for drugs in the major consuming countries, including the United States.”

And yes there’s even better news.

The Taliban and other warlords could clear almost half a billion dollars from Afghanistan’s opium trade this year — money that will help finance insurgent attacks, the United Nations’ drug czar said.

Antonio Maria Costa, head of the U.N.’s Office on Drugs and Crime, said the Taliban also appears to be stockpiling the drug to manipulate its price, after several years in which production surpassed world demand.

Afghanistan produces over 90 percent of the world’s opium, the raw ingredient for making heroin.

Of course we could just legalize and tax drugs since people will always find a way to get fucked up. This would take the power out of the drug dealers and give it to the government. Then they could regulate it, sell it, and make enough money to pull us out of this looming depression.

But they won’t do it. Makes to much sense.

That’s why I love these reports. They get my dick hard.

Now if you’ll excuse me…I have to go take care of an issue that just popped up…

…be back in 5 seconds…

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Tags: Afghanistan, Antonio Maria Costa, DARE, Illegal drug trade, Marijuana, Opium, Taliban, Terrorist, United Nations, United States, US, War on Drugs
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