We need to shove a couple of dicks in these guys’ mouths:

During the national furor that erupted last year after American International Group paid more than $165 million in bonuses, the voices of those vilified for receiving the payments remained silent, at least in public.

But behind closed doors, employees at AIG’s Financial Products division — the very unit whose trading had hastened the insurance giant’s collapse — were defiant, saying they were merely getting what they were due, recoiling at public accusations that they were behind their capitalizing on the company’s massive taxpayer bailout.

“I will stand behind every action I have taken in this company from Day One,” one employee said, according to a newly obtained transcript of a conference call the division’s head held last March with some of his staff.

But when another employee asked whether the staff would be getting a second round of bonuses promised for March 2010, his colleagues burst into laughter, apparently considering this a preposterous notion amid the public outrage.

Yet they did see that money, at least most of it. Last month, under a deal in which employees agreed to take a cut in their upcoming retention bonuses in return for an accelerated payment, AIG paid out about $100 million to employees at the firm. AIG is scheduled to pay the last of the bonuses this month.

Even so, neither time nor money has softened the employees’ feelings of wrongful persecution and their anger over becoming the subjects of scorn and ridicule. Seldom was that sense of victimhood more clear or more visceral than in the conference call of March 23, 2009.

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The employees said that the corporate leaders who had driven the firm into the ground were already gone from the company. Those who had remained behind to help clean up the mess and repay the taxpayer bailout were due their compensation, they told Pasciucco.

“You made a commitment to us, and we made a commitment to you. And for anybody to look beyond that, as the politics and the media are at the moment, is missing the point,” said an employee. “You can’t expect us to just roll over and ignore that commitment because there is a bunch of immoral bigots that intend us to do something different. It’s not going to happen.”

Another was even more irate, lashing out at the public for scapegoating AIG employees. “To be honest with you, I really hope it blows up. I think the U.S. taxpayer deserves to lose a trillion dollars over this thing for the way they have behaved.”

And then he turned on politicians who had joined the anti-AIG posse. “They only care about the next election, just like we only care about the next bonus. Well, none of them cares about the country, none of us cares about the institution,” he said, adding: “They really don’t care, and I really don’t care. And frankly, if a trillion dollars gets lost, fine.”

The AIG retention bonuses have rankled many in the public because the company has received a federal rescue package of about $180 billion in loans, stock investments and other commitments from the Federal Reserve and the Treasury Department. Closing down AIG Financial Products’ trading portfolio has been vital to stemming further losses and repaying the public money.

Wall Street’s like that slutty, crazy chick in high school who let you in her back door, and you put up with her ungrateful attitude and lack of loyalty because of it.

But one day you wake up and realize that putting your dick in the shit hole of a crazy person isn’t that great. Plus, you find out she’s been talking to her friends about how whipped you are and how you never follow through with your threats.

So you tell the whole school during morning announcements how you fucked the slutty, crazy chick in the ass while listening to Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t StopBelievin’”, and that you’re breaking up with her because she’s an ungrateful, gold-digging cunt.

Then you hook up with that sweet next-door neighbor chick who worships the ground you walk on. (Bonus: she swallows.)

See, that’s what our government needs to do. They need to call a press conference and calmly tell Wall Street to go fuck themselves. Then they need to use the trillions of dollars they where giving Wall Street to build schools, homes, and jobs for the people.

But our government won’t do that, because they love to fuck the slutty, crazy chick in the ass. No matter how much they get shitted on.

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Go fuck yourself with a 13-inch rusted cattle prod:

Former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said on Tuesday the U.S. economic recovery was “extremely unbalanced,” driven largely by high earners benefiting from recovering stock markets and large corporations.

Small businesses and the jobless are still suffering from the aftermath of a credit crunch that was “by far the greatest financial crisis, globally, ever” — including the 1930s Great Depression, said Greenspan in an address to a Credit Union National Association conference.

How is this old, crusty cunt not in jail? He’s robbed millions of people of homes, jobs, and pensions by deregulating and slashing interest rates during his 19-year stint as head of the Fed. Oh, that’s right. He’s not in jail because he’s a rich, white man who helped those corporations he’s bad-mouthing make billions of dollars.

If Joseph Andrew Stack really wanted to shake up the system he would have crashed his plane into Alan Greenspan’s home. Of course, that would have taken some planning, and we all know people on the left can’t plan things for shit.

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How else would you explain this:

At a time of increasing debate over the optimal relationship between government and business in the U.S., new Gallup polling shows that 57% of Americans are worried that there will be too much government regulation of business, while 37% worry that there will not be enough. Half of Americans believe the government should become less involved in regulating and controlling business, with 24% saying the government should become more involved and 23% saying things are about right.

This is like a bizzaro French Revolution where Americans take to the streets to support the Corporations that are stealing their money and fucking their daughters.

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Could someone explain to me why these cunts aren’t in jail?

Senators who oversee the $700 billion Wall Street rescue package held stocks in many of the banks bailed out towards the end of last year, according to financial disclosure reports released Friday.

According to the reports detailing senators’ finances in 2008, nearly half of the members of the Senate Banking Committee had holdings in financial institutions that have taken funds from the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP). The panel has jurisdiction over the bailout fund and other relief efforts directed by federal regulators to save the nation’s financial system.

Nevermind. I know why these pussies aren’t in jail. These twats aren’t in jail because most Americans don’t give a shit about this kind of stuff.

They don’t give a shit about Sen. Tim Johnson having $115,000 dollars in Bank of America stocks. They don’t give a shit about Sen. Chuck Schumer having $50,000 dollars in Morgan Stanley stocks and $15,000 dollars in Citibank stocks. They don’t give a shit about Sen. David Vitter having $15,000 dollars in Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and JP Morgan Chase stocks.

Most Americans don’t give a shit about this kind of stuff because they’re too busy watching that goddamn Jon and Kate plus 8 show. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, more Americans care about some worthless cunt raising eight goddamn kids than they are about the government stealing their money and giving it to the rich.

But this isn’t surprising since most Americans are to fucking stupid to care about shit like this. And maybe that’s what I need to do.

Maybe I need to stop caring about issues like illegal wars, mutilple bailouts, and political corruption. Maybe I need to stop thinking for myself and let radio and television personalities tell me what to think.

Or maybe I should try to educate Americans. Maybe I should try to show them how bad the government is fucking them over. Maybe I should try to explain to them how issues like gay marriage, gun control and abortion are distracting them from the real problems of illegal wars, mutilple bailouts, and political corruption.

Who the fuck am I kidding? I’m not going to do any of that shit. Besides, do you know how fucking stupid most Americans are? I mean, most Americans thought David Letterman was talking about Sarah Palin’s 14-year-old daughter getting raped by Alex Rodriguez for fuck’s sake.

So fuck all this rhetorical bullshit. I’m just going to continue to do what I’ve always done: smoke weed, jerk-off to some classic 80′s porn, and cry myself to sleep.

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You’re just now figuring this shit out ?

Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) has been battling the banks the last few weeks in an effort to get 60 votes lined up for bankruptcy reform. He’s losing.

On Monday night in an interview with a radio host back home, he came to a stark conclusion: the banks own the Senate.

“And the banks — hard to believe in a time when we’re facing a banking crisis that many of the banks created — are still the most powerful lobby on Capitol Hill. And they frankly own the place,” he said on WJJG 1530 AM’s “Mornings with Ray Hanania.” Progress Illinois picked up the quote.

Really?  You’ve just come to the conclusion that the banks own Washington because they oppose this bill?

You didn’t think the banks owned Washington when politicians got rid of all the regulation that was in place for 50 years?  You didn’t think the banks owned Washington when they got bailed out during the Savings and Loans scandal?  You didn’t think the banks owned Washington when they said, “Fuck you” and gave out huge bonuses this year?

Jesus fucking Christ.

Dick Durbin, you’re a goddamn idiot.  How the hell do you still have a job?   I mean, if you’re just now realizing the banks own Washington, what else haven’t you realized?   Do you still think Iraq has WMDs?  Do you still think there’s a link between Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein?  Do you still think Ronald Reagan was kept in the dark about Iran-Contra?

Goddammit.  You’ve been a member of Congress since January 3, 1983, so you know the banks own Washington.  You also know that Wall Street owns Washington, the Pharmaceutical industry owns Washington, the Military owns Washington, the Prison industry owns Washington, and the Prostitution industry owns Washington.

So quit acting like this is a huge surprise, and get back to doing your goddamn job – fucking over minorities, giving billions of dollars to Wall Street, and choosing which country we bomb next.

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Dear President Obama,

Fuck you.  Fuck the people who work for you.  And fuck the people who work for them.   I hope every one of you worthless cumstains catch the Ebola virus and bleed to death through the asshole.

The thousands of users who asked about changing our stupid ass marijuana laws aren’t trolls.  They’re hard working citizens who’re tired of being called criminals because they enjoy smoking a plant.  They’re sick of having their money wasted on a pointless drug war.  They’re disgusted with how they can get life in prison for hurting no one, yet those cocksuckers on Wall Street get billions of dollars when they’ve ass fucked the entire world.

Do us a fucking favor and reread history before calling us “trolls” and bushing off the questions about marijuana prohibition.  Read how alcohol prohibition allowed Al Capon, Pretty Boy Floyd, and John Torrio to rise to power.  Read how crime rose during that time.  Read how corrupt our politicians were.  Then read about what happened after we repealed alcohol prohibition.

Or how about you read what Ab Lincoln had to say about prohibition, since you like to think you’re channeling his spirit.  Here I’ll make it easy for you:

“Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man’s appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.”

Or how about you look at this and see how much money each state could make by taxing marijuana.

But I know you won’t do any of this stuff.  I know you don’t give a shit, because you’re too busy praising those Navy Seals who killed a couple of pirates – even though it’s their goddamn job to kill people.  And I know the media won’t  ask you about the dangers of marijuana prohibition and how it’s helping the drug cartels, because they’re too busy jerking off to your new puppy.

So it looks like the American people are fucked once again.  We’re forced to sit in fear as we enjoy a few puffs from a plant you used to smoke, while you and your corporate handlers steal our life savings and rape our freedoms.

So I’ll just sit here and smoke a joint while hoping that stupid fucking dog rips out your goddamn throat and shits on your chest – you fucking piece of shit.

Love,

Me

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This has to be a lie.

In the midst of the congressional outrage over bonuses and bailouts, many of the very firms who benefited from TARP funds are still making political donations. And the politicians are still taking them.

According to the latest F.E.C. data for February, several members of Congress who have been critical of the federal government’s bailout of U.S. companies have received campaign contributions just in the last six weeks – from the firms they bailed out.

What does this say about our government?  That they really don’t care about us?   That they really enjoy butt fucking us?  That they really can do whatever they want because we won’t do a goddamn thing about it except weep in our pillows at night?

How are we supposed to react when we see Senators Jim DeMint(R), Tom Carper(D), and Jeff Merkley(D)  each receiving 6,000 dollars for their campaigns?  What can we do when House Representatives Richard Neal(D), Eric Cantor(R), and John Boehner(R) receive a total of 32,500 dollars from companies we’ve bailed out?  How can we compete with companies who are using our money to bribe our politicians into giving them more of our money?

No – no I don’t believe it.  I can’t.  Because if this was really happening the media would be all over it.  Right?

I mean, the Media get’s a hard-on every time a corruption story comes along.  They live for this kind of stuff.  This is how they make a name for themselves.  Did the Media sit on its hands when Richard Nixon was  making the Constitution gag on his old cock?  No.  Did the Media turn a blind eye when Bill Clinton was getting his dick sucked in the White House by some fat chick?  No.  So the Media wouldn’t sit around with their thumbs up their asses when our government and their corporate buddies are gangbanging us.  The Media cares about us too much.

And our government cares about us too.  They trust us, and we trust them.  Otherwise, why would we let our government torture terrorist,  illegally wiretap us,  illegally detain suspects, control the internet, bailout Wall Street, bailout the auto industry, continue the War of Drugs, keep gay people from getting married, continue to send hundreds of thousands of troops to the Middle East, and shit on the Constitution in our name?

Man, I need to calm the fuck down.  You know what?  I’m going to go smoke a joint, jerk-off to some 80′s porn, and play some Sid Meier’s Civilization Revolution for the Xbox 360.  Yeah – that should calm me down…

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