Wed 5 Aug, 2009
A former Blackwater employee and an ex-US Marine who has worked as a security operative for the company have made a series of explosive allegations in sworn statements filed on August 3 in federal court in Virginia. The two men claim that the company’s owner, Erik Prince, may have murdered or facilitated the murder of individuals who were cooperating with federal authorities investigating the company. The former employee also alleges that Prince “views himself as a Christian crusader tasked with eliminating Muslims and the Islamic faith from the globe,” and that Prince’s companies “encouraged and rewarded the destruction of Iraqi life.”
I fucking love it when religious wackos are revealed to be crazier than Charles Manson. And Erik Prince is fucking crazy. I mean, look at the insane shit he believes:
Mr. Prince intentionally deployed to Iraq certain men who shared his vision of Christian supremacy, knowing and wanting these men to take every available opportunity to murder Iraqis. Many of these men used call signs based on the Knights of the Templar, the warriors who fought the Crusades.
Mr. Prince operated his companies in a manner that encouraged and rewarded the destruction of Iraqi life. For example, Mr. Prince’s executives would openly speak about going over to Iraq to “lay Hajiis out on cardboard.” Going to Iraq to shoot and kill Iraqis was viewed as a sport or game. Mr. Prince’s employees openly and consistently used racist and derogatory terms for Iraqis and other Arabs, such as “ragheads” or “hajiis.”
Jesus fucking Christ. Knights of the Templar? Killing Iraqis for sport? Laying Hajiis out on cardboard? Is this really the shit Jesus taught? Because if it is then why the hell didn’t my pastor teach me about that instead of caring for the poor, helping the less fortunate, and giving God more money so I could get more blessings?
But murder wasn’t the only illegal activity this Jesus-loving fuckhead did. Nope. This sorry piece of nut flesh was involved in weapon smuggling. He smuggled sawed off semi-automatic machine guns with silencers, hand grenades, hand grenade launchers, and illegal ammunition designed to explode after penetrating within the human body in bags of dog food that were flown into Iraq on his private jet.
But murdering whistle blowers and smuggling illegal weapons into a war zone in the name of Jesus isn’t even the best part of the story.
The best part of the story, the part that get’s me harder than Bob Dole watching an episdoe of True Blood and snorting a pile of crushed Viagra off a random stripper’s tit, is how our government gave Blackwater billions of dollars in no-bid contracts to fight on our behalf in two wars that has cost us over three trillion dollars.
Of course you won’t hear anything about that in the news because they’re too busy bitching about the government trying to take over health care, the government running out of money for the successful “Cash for Clunkers” program, Obama being a secret Keyan, Obama being a racist, and Obama hating America because he drinks Bud Light.
So I hope nothing happens to Erik Prince. I hope Blackwater (Xe Services LLC) continues to get billions of taxpayers’ dollars in no-bid contracts. I hope we continue to fight in this stupid fucking religious war. And I hope CNN broadcasts the battles live like they did during the first Gulf war.
Because shit like this is reason why I get up in the morning.
Tags: Blackwater, Erik Prince, Fuck Religion, I think Jesus just popped a boner, Religious wars, Xe Services LLC
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